A gripping tale lost forever.
That's one way to keep the fanfic population down.
you fool... YOU HAVE EVERYTHING!
Confess! Where did you put it!?
(this out of context reply brought to you by: Bacon, because it solves everything)
The distortion world! You madman! Now I will never be able to complete my collection of grab-bag ponies!
OH THE TRAGEDY!
Fir crying out loud, we lose another pine story!